Sunday, 25 March 2012

Damn look at that candle GO!

Saint Expedite cleary enjoying his offerings; His candle ALWAYS burn like this, bright and tall, and are usually spent with an hour, no matter the size.

Glory to Saint Expedite, the miracle-working Saint.

Call upon Him should you need anything doing in a HURRY; he banishes blockages, removes obstacles, sits proudly at the crossroads, smoking His cigars, and will grant you pretty much anything. For a price.

Sprea His Holy name!

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