Tuesday, 25 September 2012

A very well written article about the nature of spirits, and spirit work. This is WHY you should know what you're doing folks...


Sunday, 23 September 2012


Whilst browsing the other evening on a few forums dedicated to talks about spirit work, I came across a thread about my Lady la Santissima Muerte. On it, one person mused that when thinking of taking up some work with La Senora de Las Sombras, she should come with a DISCLAIMER; a warning to those who may be unprepared to take on the responsibility.
I'd like to just add my two cents to that comment. First of all, you DO NOT work with La Santissima Muerte; SHE works with YOU. In a worrying recent trend, it seems as if every conjurer, every magician and sorceress is jumping on the Santa Muerte wagon, eager to proclaim their allegience to this powerful spirit with such a fierce reuptation. But let me ask you something; how many of these folkies have really sat down and realized that it is DEATH they are conjuring? Now, I'm not saying  their calling isn't legit. It's not for me to decided that obviously; what you've got going on with your own spirits is your business. But in this worrying trend, it just seems as if too many people are saying they are 'working' with her, without possibly not understanding the implications of that statement.
There is a reason why she has such a fierce reuptation; She is DEATH. Did anyone miss that? OK, again for the cheap seats in the back, SHE IS DEATH HERSELF. She is NOT some version of the Wiccan Goddess; you cannot lump her with Diana Astarte Bastet Innana. That would just be insulting, to all those spirits origins. Some say she is the modern reincarnation of Michtecacihuatl, the Aztec goddess of death and the underworld. Her followers range from the most docile and innocent, to the drugs cartel warlords, prostitutes and criminals.
Now, with all this in mind, do these folks truly understand her nature? I was called by her just over a year ago now. I had heard of her infamous reputation; her power to bring back wandering estranged lovers, grant any manner of wishes, and fufill all hopes and dreams. Yet I was also very much aware of her much darker, primal aspect; her ability to handle and deliver justice to wrongdoers in whatever gruesome way she deemed appropriate.
I spent an entire year thinking over the idea of asking her for assistance and her blessings, and over the course of the yeat I received numerous signs. I would see her image EVERYWHERE. She would turn up in the most unlikely places; once she even appeared, with her owl and scythe, in a painting, in a little art gallery. She also used to turn up in my dreams. IN one particularly moving dream, I saw myself before three seperate altars, all carrying images, votives and statues of her in her three primal colours, receiving her blessings. ONLY then did I know for sure that she was tying to speak to me.
A year on, and I cannot even begin to express my thanks for all the work she has helped me with.
But am I still afraid and apprehensive of her? YOU BET! Only now, there is a more revering, loving respectul fear of her.
So, to sum up, I think the person who said that she should come with a disclaimer, was on the right tracks. She will ONLY work with you, if she has come to you and personally plucked you out of the bunch.
My warning, if anyone is interested to adhere, is DONT go looking for her, She will come to YOU, if that is what she wants.
She is the most Holy Death, the Santissima Muerte, the ultimate Judge. And I love her.
Gracias Santa Muerte por todo en mi vida!

Saturday, 22 September 2012

Name change

Please all note that the name of this blog, and the subsequent address, has now changed to The Two-Headed Pot(www.thetwoheadedpot.blogspot.com).


Friday, 21 September 2012

The Hiatus. And the Satisfaction

Most breaks are planned; you plan when you're going to go on that bi-annual vacay; you plan when you're going to take that week off because work is getting too stressful; you plan when you're going to be out of town for a month, on a trek across the countryside.

My haitus, as we shall call it, was not planned. I did not plan to take any sort of break from hoodoo, but spirits tend to work on thir own agenda, and a break is exactly what I got. A two month one, as a it transpired.
During that time, I found myself diverted by all manner of pretty things ;) Not once in that whole time, however, did I forget the allegience I owe to my spirits, but I did not perform any sort of working during that period. Some would say, and I would agree under other circumstances, that when you have no juju to do, it must mean you're life is ticking along pretty well.
Well, as life would ultimately have it, it WAS a potentional disaster that had me heading for my workspace to carry out some emergency jujuing!
And my mighty Dynamic Duo came through for me once again! Not nearly an hour after finishing the first round of 'assaults', and I recieved a sign that the work has been put into motion and is working. NOW THAT IS HOODOO at it's best folks!

Apart from my mighty spirits, I also had the aid of a certain wonderful friend, also a professional Hoodoo, and together we NAILED IT. Praise!

So, with that all in mind, I am officially back in business. What a Snap Crackle and Pop moment!
Below is a list of my specialities; please note that NONE of these services come without a reading/consultation and prior consent of my spirits. If you are interested in getting in touch with me, I am available on my profesional email at msdconjure@gmail.com.
PLEASE don't ask me to do anything for free; just don't.

*Inspiring Love and Lust and Commitment in a SPECIFIC target(I do not do general love attraction spells)
*Break up
*Reconciliation of a couple


For varying reasons, this is only type of work I offer at the moment.

God bless!

Thursday, 17 May 2012

Cheating Man and Wife are Found Stuck Together After Husband Hires Juju Man to Curse Them

Hey folks,

Ahh yes, the ol' 'stick-those-cheating-dogs-together' curse. This was some pretty powerful juju done here, and on top of being stuck together like horny limpets, the ENTIRE village it seemed learned to know of their extra-marital affair. And it made national headlines and internet coverage. Humiliation in the extreme don't ya think? ;)



Friday, 20 April 2012

New Orleans calling and the Miracle of Synchronicity

Evening peeps!

So here's a to do; a few weeks back, whilst praying at my space to San Expedito, and giving thanks for some recent work done, I suddenly, pretty much out of nowhere, got the sudden urge to go on a pilgrimage to a Saint Expedite shrine.

Now, this is no easy feat. The Catholic Church has been trying for quite a long time now, to eradicate the existence of this precious Santo. Last I checked, I think he got de-sainted(is that even a word??). He fell into the realms of folk magic, where he has a huge following. And of course, just because he got demoted, doesn't mean Catholics stopped praying to him.

There are very few official statues of churches left that are dedicated to him; one such place, curiously, where you can still find him in abundance, and where he has his own cult however, is the Reunion Islands.
Another place is New Orleans, where his statue stands proudly in Our Lady of Guadalupe Church.

So, back to the flash of inspiration, and I'm thinking 'yes it is definitely time to go visit him at a shrine that is recognized by catholics and well other folks too. And I've never been to NOLA before.....' Before long my feet were walking me straight into the nearest bookshop and ten minutes later Im sitting sipping a coffee and reading Frommers Guide to NO :D

So, the plans are tentatively scheduled for sometime early May next year, 2013.

I'm praying to San Expedito to help me fund the trip. Today I picked up some more work, thanks to all my spirits, which will help contribute to the NOLA Fund. I also have some other work lined up.

And yesterday morning, as I was sitting at work, someone left this on my counter.

Now THATS synchronicity! Guess I'm off to NOLA next year!!

Thursday, 19 April 2012

April 19th Feast of San Expedito

On this, my Santo's official Feast Day, I wish to pour out my eternal thanks to my wonderful spirit, Saint Expedite; Lord of the crossroads, Opener of the ways, Keeper of the keys, Remover of ALL obstacles, stresses and problems, Spirit of urgencies and emergencies, bringer of Luck Love Success Prosperity Abundance Justice.

THANK YOU from the bottom of my humble heart!

Forever your devotee,

Miss D